Anymoose, I haven't done one of these in a while, so-- CHILDISH IMMATURE PARABLE TIME, with thanks to Andy Zaltzman's amazing forray into romance literature this week on The Bugle:
A fiercely fierce (but not at all gay) sun beat down on Eli Roth's swimming pool as he peeled open another package of soiled fangirl panties and wiped his sweaty, manly ( Read more... )

HEY GUYS IT'S NEARLY TIME TO EXPRESS YOUR AFFECTION FOR SOMEONE ON THE MANDATED DAY THROUGH THE CAREFULLY COMMERCIAL BARRIER OF TACKY PRESENTS AND IMPERSONAL CARDS!

About three years ago I wrote this: [...] a pretty big step towards acquiring my [heart] is wanting to. Be interested. Want to be near me. If this reads to you like demanding worship ( Read more... )